My Funny Valentine

Last Friday, on the 13th, I got the surprise of my life. A teacher came in the staff room with 3 Valentine's Day cards - one for me. I was thinking - awwwww from my Form 1 students...then I opened it:

To: Miss *****

From: Anonymous 

"You are the 'em' in my emphysema

You are the 'bron' in my bronchitis

You are the gills in my fish and the 'res' in my respiration

Without you I cannot breathe and most of all

You are the 'Bi' in my Biology

Everyone should have a special Valentine

I'll be yours if you'll be mine."

WOW! I was shocked, taken aback, thrown out of my seat...all kinda thing. I definitely know it is a Form 4 student because in class we're doing smoking and respiration - but who? I cannot guess. Definitely a first and my very funny valentine. 

On Patrol

Well people...Carnival season is here and the chillun' are in HEAT! 

It is AMAZING...they are practically jumping on each other...

Imagine this...over a period of 2 days, during lunch time:

1. Caught THREE couples making out - so far down each others throats behind the school that they din even see the teacher approaching. 

2. Caught a girl sucking the daylights out of a dude's "member"..lol..this one was funny. She says (after wiping her mouth) - "buh miss, we was jess talkin..."

3. A child found nothing else to do but piss in a bottle for $3.00 - in full view of the ENTIRE 

CLASS 

As hilarious as it seems, these situations are very stressful are hard to deal with. It is torture when the parents come in and INSIST that MY daughter WOULD NEVER do this or that as if the teacher placed them in these precarious positions. Sigh...really you have no idea.

My thoughts? Give the children a little 5 cents jam let dem flex out on each other till dey faint - or hose dem down for Christ sake!!!